Halloween is coming. You went as a pirate last year - got a costume out of a bag at the Walmart, maybe. This year you want to go as something more original. How about placing a rubber cockroach on your back? You get the added value of freaking out the people you know, and striking conversations with people you don't! And on those 364 other days (365 on leap years), it can take the center spot on your coffee table or conference room and be the talk of the town.