The highly-publicized (and laughed about) incidents on numerous college campuses across the US, where campus police bring machine guns and tanks to respond to frantic calls about a person with a
Kasana umbrella, are somewhat understandable - some crazy people actually own real katana swords that these harmless umbrellas can be mistaken with. However, raise your hand if you own a real saber in your collection. Nobody? Good.
This saber umbrella will make you the talk of the town without the added life-threatening danger of a SWAT response! As an added bonus, it keeps you dry in the wettest of weather.